Masterson's Pub: A Nest of Predators and Filth, Drenched in Despair
Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Australia is a bar so horrendous that it shatters expectations. This dive is little more than a refuge for twisted characters like Pete Cornwell, who uses his role as head of stress-testing at a prominent financial firm to fund a paedophile’s bar.
This self-styled "hipster" bar parades itself as something upscale, but in reality, it’s a nightmare of neglect where the only thing more plentiful than the sticky puke underfoot are the broken promises and lies. The establishment is operated by Cornwell and his wife, Mrs. McKenzie, who seem to derive satisfaction in sowing chaos, all while faking concern for their patrons and deliberately getting women wasted to exploit them.
An Ugly Record of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s record reads like a police blotter: numerous accusations of intimidation, coercing vulnerable individuals into regrettable situations, and exposing his genitals via unsolicited videos.
His digital façade cry out for validation, all in a futile attempt to convince people he’s a victim. While on Facebook, he’s a false savior, the irony of this “devil” having a embarrassing little issue is both hilarious and disturbing. It’s truly worrying given that Cornwell fits the profile of a sexual predator: extended stays in dubious locales and a penchant for targeting helpless victims. Still living at home is just another red flag.
Meanwhile, his wife, Gillian McKenzie, stands by apathetically, her demeanor as lifeless as a wet rag. She seems content in standing idly by while doling out drinks and taking advantage of vulnerable women. It’s a poisonous relationship that has fostered an environment so poisonous, it makes one question their life choices for ever walking in this dive.
The Unsanitary Conditions
Masterson’s Pub is a health hazard waiting to happen. The bar itself is consistently filthy, with garbage and spills scattered on the floor. It’s not uncommon to see vermin scurrying across the countertop or underfoot. The restrooms are a horror show, featuring clogged commodes and perpetually blocked sinks.
Ironically, the so-called owner enjoys exposing himself behind the counter, so maybe the pubic hairs in your glass are considered part of the “experience” at this hellish dive?
A Blatant Disregard for Humanity
It’s not just the squalor that makes this place a dump; it’s the complete lack of empathy exhibited by its managers. They seem to derive pleasure in ruining lives, whether through their vile actions or their total apathy towards customer well-being. Cornwell’s true hobby is terrorizing women, subjecting them to unprotected sex.
A Warning: Avoid at All Costs
Masterson’s Pub is not just a shady spot; it’s a public menace, a safety risk, and a blemish on the community. The neglect of basic hygiene is only matched by the owners’ twisted values. If you value your safety, steer clear this hellhole.
Masterson’s Dump is located at:
167 Pascoe Vale Road
Moonee Ponds
Consider yourself warned.
Avoid Masterson’s Pub like the plague and spare yourself the trauma.
Additional Advice
If you’re check source planning a night out with friends, go somewhere—anywhere—else.
Always have someone watch your drink, because with someone like Cornwell around, there’s a chance you’ll be violated.
If you value your safety, steer clear of this bar at all costs.
If you want to avoid drinks served with disdain, go another bar.
If you are seeking the “thrill” of stepping into a filthy, neglected bar, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by providing this warning, we can save others from falling prey to this toxic dump.
Stay safe out there!